You guys… I found this bizarre 90s guide to Avengers Mansion and there is so much muchness I don’t even know where to begin.
- Yes, that is the Vision in the doorway, casually creeping on Wanda and Wonder Man. Just, you know, everyday Avengers stuff.
- THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY CHESS. AT ALL.
- What better way to decorate the room where you like to relax than with a giant portrait of yourselves.
- What. is. Wanda. wearing. (Answer: something marginally less insane than her costume at this time: … which is a variant on her Transian bellydancing wear:
Elsewhere in Avengers Mansion:
Firestar: “Ha ha look at us, Justice. Just two totally normal people walking down a totally normal hallway adorned with enormous portraits and action figures of our teammates, along with lethal weapons.”
Jarvis: “You fucking lunatics.”
Justice: Hey, look, Firestar! Remember when our teammates’ souls were sucked out of their bodies and imprisoned as living dolls?! NEAT!
Ultron heads: *will almost certainly come to life and threaten world destruction within the next three years*
Presented without comment.